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CAM-PLAINING FOR 4 YEARS NOW -


TAGS: jobs obamacare complain office campaign
Rating: 4.48/5

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RonaldReagan - March 22, 2015, 2:19 pm
heh...heh...Whoops. Hit enter once too many times. I'm cam-plaining about Obummer now - in stereo. Given how hard of hearing he is, maybe we need to turn the volume up. Think everyone will give me a pass
RonaldReagan - March 22, 2015, 2:16 pm
Barry still cam-plains well - and he's not even running for office anymore
RonaldReagan - March 22, 2015, 2:16 pm
Barry still cam-plains well - and he's not even running for office anymore


GOVERNMENT OVERTAXATION NOW CALLED "PATRIOTIC" -


TAGS: obama campaign taxes patriotic
Rating: 4.69/5

More politifakes by foxrecon19d

crankyhead - October 11, 2013, 10:27 am
You already know what you need to do, if you want me to say it, princess.
OTC - October 10, 2013, 11:29 pm
Yeah, a name of someone carrying an as$ault rifle as stated in your poster. Wanna try again?
crankyhead - October 10, 2013, 8:10 pm
I was only asked for one name, princess.
crankyhead - October 10, 2013, 8:09 pm
...and more importantly, when?
OTC - October 10, 2013, 7:25 pm
I thought cranky said one person cannot surround another person? Why only one name, and of someone who did not have an as$ault rifle at that? Is this the diversion, or distraction?
OTC - October 10, 2013, 7:18 pm
We know your periods are real, don't have to pretend
StoneTools - October 10, 2013, 6:00 pm
as far as politicizing a tragedy, who made the poster and why?
StoneTools - October 10, 2013, 5:58 pm
Nope, I can't find anything that says he was packing an a**ault rifle (as you stated in your poster) Todd was carrying a pistol. I know the left wing media doesn't know the difference between a pistol and an a**ault rifle, but c'mon cranky, use your head
crankyhead - October 10, 2013, 5:46 pm
I already provided you with the name you asked me for. No surprise you can't drop the subject, and want to continue politicizing a tragedy.
StoneTools - October 10, 2013, 5:44 pm
rifles who were surrounding Hasan while he murdered them?
StoneTools - October 10, 2013, 5:44 pm
I saw the OTC postings and counter postings, I know that you couldn't understand a word he said. It's ok, cranky, not everyone can have an IQ greater than that of a slug. Say, speaking of slugs, where's that list of soldiers who were carrying a**ualt
crankyhead - October 10, 2013, 5:33 pm
I'm not the person coming in here pretending to be a woman. If you don't believe me, just ask OTC.
StoneTools - October 10, 2013, 12:27 pm
Cranky does a superb job of not understanding postings, doesn't she? I don't hink she is capable of using the keyboard, so her mom, moooo, is probably typing for her while cranky suckles on mooo's teats.
crankyhead - October 10, 2013, 4:56 am
I've told you 100 times JG, if conservatives don't want to be called those things, all they have to do is stop being intolerant, elitist, misogynistic, greedy racists. =)
JGalt - October 9, 2013, 11:38 pm
for years, liberals have always done the same things they castigate the opposition for: racism, greed, mysogyny, class warfare, elitism, intolerance, voter suppression (when it comes to opposing voter ID laws, yet they don't want the US military voting
Renza - October 9, 2013, 9:13 pm
Why yes ST, like all good fundies, I get all my information from Fox News! Yay brain damage!
StoneTools - October 9, 2013, 4:56 pm
Ah, Renza, so you are saying someone else told you what it means
Renza - October 9, 2013, 7:43 am
Hmm, is this translation understandable: obvious is obvious.
antilibtard - October 8, 2013, 10:34 pm
Too many big words there. Please start over from the beginning.
Renza - October 8, 2013, 10:30 pm
Yes, it's a menial task for most people with average or higher mental capacity. I applaud your timely and creative response.
antilibtard - October 8, 2013, 10:09 pm
Wow. Did you figure that one out all by yourself genius?
Renza - September 26, 2013, 10:27 pm
That's actually just basic reasoning. The only two people who would consider a name like that would be someone trying to be funny, or someone who actually uses the term "libtard" which is basically reserved for conservative extremists. Yay learning.
antilibtard - September 26, 2013, 10:04 am
You sad sap. You really think they listen to the average american? If you think a screen name makes someone an extremist, then extremist I sure am.
eddyleesmith - January 8, 2013, 12:16 pm
Actually, there is representation. They are called senators and congressmen. But with your name I would not expect you no understand how govt actually works.No extremist ever does.
antilibtard - January 1, 2013, 6:04 pm
No taxation without representation!


OPTIMUS PRIME FOR PRESIDENT - I'd vote for him Would you?




THE DEMOCRAT PARTY- NEVER LET A STATE OF EMERGENCY INTERRUPT A POLITICAL CAMPAIGN -




INAUGURATION DAY, 2013 - The end of an error!




YOUR VOTE- THE BEST HAND-HELD WEAPON SYSTEM THAT AMERICANS HAVE TO OVERTHROW BIG GOVERNMENT -




I'M SORRY THAT "I DIDN'T BUILD" - YOU A STRONGER CAMPAIGN, YOUNG RYAN




OBAMA'S "EVIL" 1% CAMPAIGN BACKERS -


TAGS: hollywood obama 1 campaign money
Rating: 5/5

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JGalt - July 4, 2013, 2:46 am
http://libertyalliance.com/2013/07/hollywood-propagandists/


Hildabeast Rotten Clinton's Reboot: Hillary 4.0! Or Is It 5.0, Or 6.0??? -




GRASPING AT STRAWS - SHAMEFUL




OBAMA NEEDS MEXICAN VOTES -




MITT ROMNEY GUILTY OF MISREPRESENTATION? REALLY -




CULT OF PERSONALITY -




THE OBAMA BUS TOUR- - Campaigning on America's dime!




YOU PUT YOUR RIGHT FOOT OUT - You put your right foot in. You do the Hokie Pokie and turn yourself around, That's what it's all about




PROGRESSING - Vague slogans to trick simple minded liberals no longer work after you have established a record of failures. Time to "progress" to the next lie.




CAMPAIGNER-IN-CHIEF - wants to break 100's of years of protocol by announcing a joint session before Congress without schedulinng it first, hoping to upstake Republican primary debates. PWNED!




OBAMANOCCHIO - if the watchdog media (vs current lapdog media) were in charge- this be what u see in the scampaign season 2012! Growin a foot by the minute!!!




I HAD NO IDEA... - Easy to say when you don't attend your daily intel briefings, and spend most of your time fundraising and hosting parties or dinners for contributions!




OBAMA DESPERATION -




HOW TO MAINTAIN CONTROL - lets fund both candidates, and stir up the bipartisan hate so the people forget how it was OUR fault the economy crashed! HAHA!




LIBYA MOMENT SINKS ROMNEY'S CAMPAIGN - Putting Paul Ryan on the ticket was a gamble that foreign policy wouldn't count, a bet Romney's just lost.


TAGS: romney titanic campaign libya ryan
Rating: 2.14/5

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GrouchoMarxist - September 14, 2012, 12:23 am
I shared your poster with some friends of mine... I wanted them to see the sheer idiocy on display here.
GrouchoMarxist - September 14, 2012, 12:20 am
Wow... Obama just hit the motherload of foreign policy scores, didn't he? BTW... Whose side is bam bam on?


More in three minutes -




PROMISE? WHAT PROMISE? -




NEW WELFARE SYSTEM - It works for taxes, why not campaign funds? Oh, right, those tax dollars are MINE, campaign dollars are THEIRS...right...




AMERICA ELECTED A TELEPROMPTER -




THE INCREDIBLE DISAPPEARING VICE PRESIDENT! -




THE OBAMA DONUT - Half vanilla, half chocolate, a little nutty. $1.50 plus 26.99 tax.




DEMOCRATS HAVE TO BLAME BUSH! -




Its time to put on your man pants -




MAKING JOB SPEECHES IN PLACES WHERE UNEMPLOYMENT IS 6.9% - Too afraid to face folks in say, Michigan, or addressing the rapidly evaporating white vote?




SHOVEL READY JOBS??? - America Believed Obama 4 years ago. Why should they believe him now??? Fool us once, shame on you, fool us twice, shame on America!




SMEAR TACTICS - Liberals and MSM has destroyed one potential candidate. Now they can move on to systematically destroy the other Obama replacements




Ron Paul swats the IRS -




MAKE SURE YOU VOTE -


TAGS: presidential campaign
Rating: 5/5

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arnnatz - October 5, 2012, 7:43 pm
candidates should concentrate on non-voters?


OBAMA LAST DITCH CAMPAIGN AD ONE -




WATCH AND OBEY -




ABSOLUTELY NOTHING -




VOTE OBAMA- LOSE YOUR VIRGINITY -




WE DON'T NEED NO STINKING SPEECHES - Mr. President, we don't need no stinking speeches, we need a leader!




OBAMA LAST DITCH CAMPAIGN AD TWO -


TAGS: last ditch campaign ad two
Rating: 4.64/5

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Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 1, 2012, 6:04 pm

He's doing good, They had a cute little baby girl.....And now he never comes to poker.
crankyhead - November 1, 2012, 5:34 pm
And for the record, the artillery piece in that ph**o, was a howitzer. A M109A6 Paladin, if I remember correctly.
crankyhead - November 1, 2012, 5:32 pm
Sure do. =) How's your brother doing anyway? Is he still hitched up?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 1, 2012, 3:44 am

Yeah!...It's a tank. (remember that Cranky?)
crankyhead - November 1, 2012, 12:39 am
I don't know anything about nuclear strikes, but I will say this: If the person viewing your poster, doesn't get the point of your poster, in under 3 seconds, you're not understanding your audience.
terroraustralis - November 1, 2012, 12:19 am
while i may not agree with what cranky says, i do recognise that his posters hit like a tactical nuclear strike, while most of yours hit like the punches of a 4 year old girl. if politics was war, you'd be deemed "unfit for service" and sent home.
terroraustralis - November 1, 2012, 12:17 am
nice fox, cranky makes a valid point, so you change the topic. no wonder the polls are even, despite the NDAA and benghazi. its not his fault obama is winning, its YOUR FAULT.
terroraustralis - November 1, 2012, 12:16 am
exactly. american controlled states are not free. the entire free world is watching to find out which dictator the americans will choose for themselves. whether they pick the oreo, or the wannabe mexican.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 31, 2012, 8:58 pm

I don't like this "free world" stuff. The American president does not rule the "free world" He rules the U.S. That is all. Hubris.
crankyhead - October 31, 2012, 8:06 pm
Whoever it is, he won't be my leader. Did you go check the voting records?
foxrecon19d - October 31, 2012, 7:45 pm
With less than a week before the elections, all this back and forth is pretty moot. Whether you are Canadian or American, we must remember that the next president will be the leader of the free world. Thus, may the best man win. Good luck to you, cranks
crankyhead - October 31, 2012, 6:21 pm
Like I said, don't take my word for it. Go check the voting records, and see his actions for yourself.
foxrecon19d - October 31, 2012, 6:13 pm
Sorry...I don't follow either of those gentlemen. But rather, the actions of Barack Obama.
crankyhead - October 31, 2012, 5:35 pm
That's a blatant lie, perpetuated by Mike Huckabee, and Newt Gingrich. But please, don't believe me, just go check the voting records on the "Born Alive Infant protection Act" and see for yourself.
foxrecon19d - October 31, 2012, 2:34 pm
The question isn't "What types of abortion will Romney support?" As a mormon, Romney naturally does not support abortion. The question should be, "Which abortions will Obama NOT support?" As we have seen, Obama supports post-birth (LIVE) abortions.
foxrecon19d - October 31, 2012, 2:23 pm
And you taking words, phrases, texts, and situiations out of context (as this poster wonderfully portrays) is what Obama is desperately hoping for to steal the election. Your comment, ironically, beautifully proves the point of the poster.
terroraustralis - October 31, 2012, 2:05 pm
actually, in the debates, when asked "if a bill banning all abortions was brought to you while in office, would you sign it?" he answered "absolutely". you lieing does not help him get elected, it just makes him look as bad as obama. stick to the truth.


NO RECORD OF INTEL BRIEFINGS FOR OBAMA WEEK BEFORE EMBASSY ATTACKS - THE AMATUER




THIS FACT HASN'T GONE UNNOTICED -




VOTING FOR OBAMA? - Life is difficult enough; let's not complicate matters by being stupid. - John Wayne




THE OBAMA CAMPAIGN- SUNK BY SUPERIOR FIREPOWER -




NOT REALLY A TAX -




DEFEATING CLIMATE CHANGE COMMERCIAL - Your campaign's over before it started, Newt!




IT'S OFFICIAL - Let the campaigning begin!




HARBINGERS - -Ones that foreshadow what is to come- November 2010 will be here soon, and if Obama keeps campaigning for Dems, this whole country will turn red.




PANEL # 3 - Works for a lot of folks this election cycle.




WHAT ABOUT OUR JOBS? - Oh that's right, it's re-election time again




POOR HOUSING MARKET? - Impossible! This house was bought in November 2008 for $700 Million.




THE BUCKS STOPPED HERE - BP,University of California, Goldman Sachs, Harvard, Microsoft Corp, Google, Citigroup, JPMorgan, Time Warner, Sidley Austin, Stanford University, UBS AG, IBM, Columbia University, Morgan Stanley, G.E., US Govt.




CAMPAIGN PROMISES - When I am elected President, I promise our next war will be very profitable to the industrial war machine and the 1% .




" OUTREACH TO MUSLIMS " - Never miss a Chance to 'Outreach' to the Muslim Voter.




ITS CAMPAIGN SEASON - You know its gonna be like this, it always is...




OBAMABOTS - "Never argue with an idiot; they'll drag you down to their level and beat you with experience."




CAMPAIGN SLOGANS - Even Seth Rogan knows that Mitt Romney's Slogan was taken by the Tea Party's favorite people.


TAGS: campaign slogans seth rogan
Rating: 2.55/5

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GrouchoMarxist - September 19, 2012, 11:55 pm
OH DOHS He's a democrat


Cleaning Up After Hillary -




Promises Promises -


TAGS: elections campaign promises candidates screws
Rating: 5/5

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MissPriss - December 10, 2014, 2:37 pm
Sorry...don't think bitcoins count.
Cannabal - December 8, 2014, 3:54 am
Would you like to make a campaign contribution? ;)
MissPriss - December 7, 2014, 8:59 pm
You 5crewing with me Cannabal...don't ever tease a female voter.
Cannabal - December 6, 2014, 8:18 pm
And like any woman, there's nothing voters like more than a good 5crew.


if liberals think conservatives are so evil -




Democrat War On Women Duplicity -




Hillary's Campaign Workers -




Humanizing Hildabeast -




Hillary's Campaign Hits The Reset Button...Again -




Hillary & Bernie Madoff -




Bill Campaigning For Hillary -




GOP Civil War -




Truth is sometimes stranger than fiction -


TAGS: trump twitter campaign id4 nazi
Rating: 5/5

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Cyberhagen - April 2, 2016, 12:55 pm
Why is "s h o t" censored?? That's an "o", not an "i". Seriously?
Cyberhagen - April 2, 2016, 12:54 pm
It's just a sh** of the capital building, big whoop. You need to try harder my man.


R.I.P. J e b ! -




Sad Marco Rubio is sad -




saruman ring bearer 2016 -


TAGS: lord of the rings frodo ring bearer sarman campaign election
Rating: 5/5

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fauxnews - February 6, 2016, 11:00 pm
Lonely much? X-D You made this.lol Or is this your impression of Gollum?
calron - February 6, 2016, 10:20 pm
And if you support Frodo over Saruman, your a hypocrite. :P


a corrupt politician or a socialist -




Redo -


TAGS: hillary clinton redo campaign
Rating: 1.95/5

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Zeitguy - June 13, 2015, 10:13 am
Things
Zeitguy - June 13, 2015, 10:12 am
A foreshadowing of this to come. God help us.


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